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Every now and then, a song just speaks to you.  The story behind this song will tug at your heart.  It prompted me to tell a story that I don't tell often while I was on the phone with Chris.  Fair warning: You may cry.

 

 

Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:53

You stay classy Columbia, MO LMAO

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I can't believe THIS high school prank could lead to FELONY CHARGES for a
17-year-old girl. Didn't we do stuff that was WAY more messed up in high school and suffer

Charlie Barnett plays Firefighter Peter Mills on NBC's "Chicago Fire."  He called to talk about

In the wake of tragedy, we are hearing SOME good news.  The official death toll from the tornado in Moore, Oklahoma has been lowered to 24.  There are also

I try to be a good neighbor.  I don't play loud music.  My parties aren't loud.  I do have a dog....

The "Beef Empire Days" are coming to Garden City!  We all love beef and let's face it ladies, you all love beefcakes.  With the popularity of "Magic Mike", I figured I would give you something besides cows to look at for the occasion.  Introducing

When you want to spice things up . . . but don't want to commit to anything that takes effort . . . moving from the bedroom to another spot in the house is a good, lazy solution.  So which room do you head to?

In a new survey

Back in February, someone started a dumb trend on YouTube called "gallon smashing", where you walk through a grocery store carrying two gallons of milk, throw them on the ground, and pretend to slip on them.  

A few teenagers actually got arrested for doing it.  But they got off easy compared to THIS guy.

iovanni Rebolledo is a dangerous gang member in Colombia.  Last year, he was sentenced to 60 years in prison for robbery, extortion, kidnapping, and torture.

 

But earlier this year he managed to BREAK OUT of prison . . . and he never turned up, even after a massive nationwide manhunt.  Now we know why.

 

Turns out Giovanni dropped $18,000 on a SEX CHANGE to become "Rosalinda."  And, as the cops put it, it was a, quote, "convincing sex change."  They're right, we've seen the photos.  Sex reassignment surgery, nose job . . . the whole bit.  

Oh, and Giovanni also got himself some GARGANTUAN BREASTS.  They really distract you from everything else.

 

Rosalinda also got a job.  For the past two months, she's been working as a PROSTITUTE in Barranquilla, in northern Colombia.  The cops finally busted Giovanni-slash-Rosalinda during a regular sweep for prostitutes in the area. 

 

See before and after pictures below.

 

Credit: Gawker.com

n China, a bike-riding bear ended its race with a bike-riding monkey . . . by trying to

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